Author: Alexander
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Market Sentiment: How to Read the Mood of the Market
Market Sentiment: How to Read the Mood of the Market (It might be easier than reading your spouse) You ever wake up, check the market, and see stocks skyrocketing like Elon Musk just announced he’s building a Tesla spaceship to Mars? Or worse, you see red everywhere, and suddenly Jim Cramer on CNBC is acting… Read more
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Rebalancing Your Portfolio: Because Your Money Needs a Reality Check
Rebalancing Your Portfolio: Because Your Money Needs a Reality Check So, you started investing. Maybe you bought a few stocks, threw some cash into an ETF, or aped into a couple of memes because “stonks only go up,” right? Now, fast forward a year, and your portfolio looks like a drunk Jenga tower—some parts are… Read more
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Presidential Elections and the Stock Market: Buckle Up, It’s Gonna Get Bumpy
Presidential Elections and the Stock Market: Buckle Up, It’s Gonna Get Bumpy Ah, the U.S. presidential election cycle—where half the country thinks we’re about to usher in a golden age of prosperity, and the other half thinks the world is ending. Meanwhile, the stock market is over here having a full-blown identity crisis, trying to… Read more
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Decoding Meme Stocks
Riding the High of AMC, GME, and the Stock Market CircusLet’s talk meme stocks, the sushi at the truck stop. One minute, you’re savoring the sweet profits of $AMC, and the next, you’re clutching your gut as $GME dumps your portfolio faster than that bad spicy tuna out your rear. These aren’t your daddy’s boring… Read more
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Greed vs. Fear
The Only Market Duel More Intense Than a Vegas Bender – Greed vs. Fear Hey there, Fellow Market Goon, Today we tackle the eternal battle of Greed vs. Fear—two emotions that mess with traders’ heads harder than a Las Vegas all-nighter fueled by cheap tequila and questionable life choices. The stock market is like that… Read more
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Fundamental Analysis: Digging Beyond the Hype to Find Real Value
Fundamental Analysis: Digging Beyond the Hype to Find Real Value (Or, How to Stop Getting Played by Meme Stocks) Let’s face it: chasing stocks trending on social media might feel exhilarating—until your “to the moon” pick craters into the Earth, taking your portfolio with it. If you’re tired of riding the hype train and want… Read more
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The Ripple Effect: Market Implications of the UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooting
The Ripple Effect: Market Implications of the UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooting The recent shooting of Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, outside a Manhattan hotel has sent shockwaves through the business world—not just for its violence but for its potential to shake market confidence. As the details of the case emerge, with a suspect allegedly motivated by… Read more
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How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt)
How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt) So, you’ve got your hands on our newsletter—the first step in being a profitable trader and getting enough money to move out of your mom’s basement. You’re feeling good, maybe even a little cocky, and you’re ready to make some moves. But before you… Read more
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Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio
Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio Let’s talk tariffs. You’ve probably heard the term thrown around on the news, sandwiched between arguments about global trade and politicians’ bedroom preferences. But what the hell are tariffs, and why should you care? More importantly, what do they mean for your… Read more
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How to win 60% of the time, everytime (not guaranteed)
So, you’ve got a stock-picking strategy, and it’s only right 60% of the time (we don’t guarantee it, but our daily picks run 60-83% accurate, as seen on our results). Yeah, 60 is not exactly a number you want to tattoo on your chest, but here’s the secret: you don’t need to bat 1000 to… Read more