Category: stocks
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Rebalancing Your Portfolio: Because Your Money Needs a Reality Check
Rebalancing Your Portfolio: Because Your Money Needs a Reality Check So, you started investing. Maybe you bought a few stocks, threw some cash into an ETF, or aped into a couple of memes because “stonks only go up,” right? Now, fast forward a year, and your portfolio looks like a drunk Jenga tower—some parts are… Read more
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Decoding Meme Stocks
Riding the High of AMC, GME, and the Stock Market CircusLet’s talk meme stocks, the sushi at the truck stop. One minute, you’re savoring the sweet profits of $AMC, and the next, you’re clutching your gut as $GME dumps your portfolio faster than that bad spicy tuna out your rear. These aren’t your daddy’s boring… Read more
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Greed vs. Fear
The Only Market Duel More Intense Than a Vegas Bender – Greed vs. Fear Hey there, Fellow Market Goon, Today we tackle the eternal battle of Greed vs. Fear—two emotions that mess with traders’ heads harder than a Las Vegas all-nighter fueled by cheap tequila and questionable life choices. The stock market is like that… Read more
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How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt)
How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt) So, you’ve got your hands on our newsletter—the first step in being a profitable trader and getting enough money to move out of your mom’s basement. You’re feeling good, maybe even a little cocky, and you’re ready to make some moves. But before you… Read more
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Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio
Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio Let’s talk tariffs. You’ve probably heard the term thrown around on the news, sandwiched between arguments about global trade and politicians’ bedroom preferences. But what the hell are tariffs, and why should you care? More importantly, what do they mean for your… Read more
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Crypto vs. Stocks: Where Should Your Money Be in 2025?
So, you’re looking to invest, but you’re torn between the time-tested reliability of stocks and the wild west of crypto. It’s like deciding between a sensible Prius and a Dodge Hellcat that might spontaneously combust (or kill you). Both have their perks, both have their risks, and both are vying for your hard-earned cash. Take… Read more