Tag: investing
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Hedging Against Volatility: How to Survive the Market’s Mood Swings Without Losing Your Mind
The stock market is like a coked-up raccoon—frantic, unpredictable, and occasionally terrifying when cornered. One minute, everything’s “to the moon!!”; the next, your portfolio feels like it got kicked in the balls. This is why hedging against volatility is so damn important. Because no matter how much you think your stocks “can’t go tits up,”… Read more
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Presidential Elections and the Stock Market: Buckle Up, It’s Gonna Get Bumpy
Presidential Elections and the Stock Market: Buckle Up, It’s Gonna Get Bumpy Ah, the U.S. presidential election cycle—where half the country thinks we’re about to usher in a golden age of prosperity, and the other half thinks the world is ending. Meanwhile, the stock market is over here having a full-blown identity crisis, trying to… Read more
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How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt)
How to Trade Using Our Newsletter (And Not Lose Your Shirt) So, you’ve got your hands on our newsletter—the first step in being a profitable trader and getting enough money to move out of your mom’s basement. You’re feeling good, maybe even a little cocky, and you’re ready to make some moves. But before you… Read more
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Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio
Tariffs: The Trade War’s Favorite Buzzkill and What It Means for Your Portfolio Let’s talk tariffs. You’ve probably heard the term thrown around on the news, sandwiched between arguments about global trade and politicians’ bedroom preferences. But what the hell are tariffs, and why should you care? More importantly, what do they mean for your… Read more
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How to win 60% of the time, everytime (not guaranteed)
So, you’ve got a stock-picking strategy, and it’s only right 60% of the time (we don’t guarantee it, but our daily picks run 60-83% accurate, as seen on our results). Yeah, 60 is not exactly a number you want to tattoo on your chest, but here’s the secret: you don’t need to bat 1000 to… Read more